|people:||ugly teenagers become attractive adults|
|me:||my whole life depends on this.|
the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob
literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’
and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’
and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence
If you ever feel like you’re never gonna reach your dreams, just remember that Jack Barakat waited in line for hours just to meet his hero Tom Delonge and then was told he couldn’t that the band had to leave but Jack broke past the security to get Tom to sign a piece of wood that he kept years and years later until Tom and him met again and he decided to show Tom that same piece of wood as them now being friends, not just as him being a fan.